Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Possibly the World's Biggest Problem

If I was to surmise our most pressing global issue by reading the unsolicited emails that I receive, it would be obvious that penis size eclipses all other problems in the world.
I get about 50 emails a day, at least 50, offering me various penis enlargement methods. For this week the text has been variations of the following spam...

"Small weenie not big problem anymore!

Don't tell me why your meat is so small,
I will better help you to make it really Bigger!

Why bigger? Because over 72% of all women need a longer
member to satisfy their desire!"


Now, is penis size such a huge problem that I'm getting this many emails about it? Are there that many men with "small meat" that I must be bombarded ALL DAY LONG with these remedies? I am completely serious in asking this question, because I don't really know from penises...is penis size a problem we should be focusing on in a global forum? Can people weigh in here?

6 comments:

Mark Barry said...

I'm happy, thank you for asking. Your so thoughtful.

Anonymous said...

It is my personal belief that 99.9% of the military action in the world stems from "my dick is bigger than your dick" mentality.

Any guy driving a flash sportscar... I look at it and think, "hmmm, making up for SOME perceived inadequacy"

so, to answer your question, yes.

Josh said...

best spam message ever

Josh said...

As much as I hate to be serious, it's mostly because selling viagra and various male enhancement has one of the highest return rates for email spam. It's just the easiest way for a spammer to make money.

But also because they have little dicks.

Anonymous said...

It is an definite indicator of the biggest problem in the world.
People don't dare or know to think about the big issues. Who ever said "it's 2006, come on! we are sivilized people" and acctually knew what they were talking about?
honestly...

and now I'm off to make some insignificant photos! :)

.esp

Anonymous said...

Girls fear having a big ass and guys fear having a small dick.

Thus advertising was born.