Alex has been accepted at Brown, Tufts, Middlebury, Vassar, Brandeis and Strauss Und Bloom. No pressure, but only one school has a 2 faculty members to 1 student ratio. That's Strauss Und Bloom. Let's take a look at the school mottos...
Brown University: "In Deo Speramus." In English, "In God We Hope."
Strauss Und Bloom University: "Nos Es Champions, Meus Amicitia." In English, "We Are The Champions, My Friends."
Now, let's take a look at the prices of the schools...
Brown University: 100 billion dollars or something like that
Strauss Und Bloom: Alex is a National Merit Scholar and the Strauss of Strauss Und Bloom will use that for back taxes. Other than that, free ride!
There's a clear winner. And that winner is SuB.