I'm done with the fasting. You know, the fasting that baffles my lady every year because I am an atheist. And I am a true atheist who is repelled by religion, including Judaism. But I'm too lazy to come up with my own day of atonement so I just use my people's day of reflection and atonement.
We must be doing something right to last 200 years. Wait, I think that's Henry Gibson from Nashville.
We must be doing something right to last 5771 years.
Here's my themes for this coming year: frugality, industry, consciousness.