I'm looking to completely redo my website. Can someone help me? I'm not looking for super fancy, but I am looking for consolidation of blog and "static" website. Sometime in the next few months.
Please email me at info (at) zoestrauss (dot) com
I'd like to pay something like this...
"Webdesigner: ”That’ll cost $200.”
ZS: ”Could we give you half and pay the rest in alcohol? We make some ourselves!”
Webdesigner: ”Uhh, no, that’s okay. I, uhh, don’t really drink. Money will be fine.”
From Clients From Hell, a collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers.
Also, I might say this...
"I talked to God for a couple hours last night, and he agreed that I shouldn’t have to pay you."