I'm sure everyone has been waiting with bated breath to hear about our trip to the Acme today. Well, I'm not one to disappoint! We heard many amazing and great things including how Shawn Colvin suffers from depression and how Michelangelo was a "stinker." But the absolute highlight of our trip was an unexpected purchase... a Tastykake Butterscotch Krimpet Christmas ornament.
These girls are holding a Tastykake Krimpet computer mouse.
Here's what was right next to the Tastykakes display... Little Debbie. Are you fucking kidding? Who in their right mind would buy Little Debbie over Tastykakes? Little Debbie is disgusting! Why does our Acme even carry them?
The only good thing Little Debbie's ever done are those Rich Little ads from the 80's.