My neighbor Steve- well, I'm not really sure if he's a neighbor or just a guy that hangs around the block- is an endless source of jokes. This week included gems such as "The Priest and the Rabbi" and "Farrah Faucet and Michael Jackson," but the absolute best one was his parting joke from moments ago.
Steve- "How do you keep a lesbian in suspense?"
Me- "I don't know"
Steve- "I'll tell you tomorrow"