Thursday, August 27, 2009

Pressing Question of the Day

Seriously, why do heterosexual men have such an insane thing for women's breasts? It never ceases to amaze me.

8 comments:

daniel shea said...

Biology

Judith Schaechter said...

they are a butt on the front side. We stand up, face to face.....it follows, then, that straight boys need a visual reminder of crotch....or something like that.

Steve said...

instinctual appreciation of form and function.

Mark said...

It's a hunter gatherer thing, just following the visual clues to bring dinner home to our loved ones-that's the story I'm sticking with.

Alison said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_stage

David S Kessler said...

seriously? these are not the answers of heterosexual men. correct answer: boobs are awesome!

tara murtha said...

privately, most hetero men back off the boobs, some even admitting they can be frightening. but going cartoon bazooka-eyed at them in public is a way to assure other heterosexual men that they swear, totally, they're very much heterosexual too. seems to me they like the idea of boobs more than the real thing, kind of like, uh, women in general. my $.02!

Christopher Paquette said...

ha ha! I agree with David!