The Philadelphia Eagles have signed Michael Vick to a 2 year deal. While there can be debate about Michael Vick's seemingly excessive sentence and how when one has served their "debt" they can come back into the world, I know I am not alone in thinking that a person who ran a dog fighting operation for 6 years is a dick. Michael Vick should be allowed to return to his job... but I don't want a total dick on the team that I love.
However, I would take Michael “Ron Mexico aka I gave that woman herpes" Vick over any of the current and former NFL assholes listed below...
Hubert D. Thompson
But I wouldn't take Michael Vick either. Really? MICHAEL VICK?
Fuck you, Eagles. And I LOVE the Eagles. LOVE THEM. But why the fuck would you sign Michael Vick? Obviously, my Phillies and Sixers gear will be in full effect now through football season.
And I'm still pissed off at the Phillies for not suspending and getting rid of Brett Myers. Damn my conflicting "love of professional sports" and "lesbian feminist ideals!" Damn it!