I saw Antoinette today and she asked me how things were with my going to Spain and then she told me a story about how someone went to Spain and they brought home "Flamenco boy and girl figurines," she still has them upstairs, and that you could see the testicles through the pants on the male flamenco dancer... "Hmm-hmm said, 'You can see his balls! You know what that means? You're gonna get pregnant!' and then wasn't I pregnant with Donna a month later."
Plus, pick her up 2 loaves of lo-carb bread at Trader Joes.