Wednesday, June 17, 2009

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Our exterminator has been fined for keeping an alligator in his basement. As we were watching Action News last night, Mike "The Bugman" busted onto the screen saying that his neighbors knew he had an alligator in the basement. Mike's house is only a few blocks from us... he lives on the street right across from the Acme.

There's so, so much I could say about our exterminator but this clip really says a lot. I'll just list a number of words and phrases and you can make your own narrative: ecstasy, dui golf cart, grandmother drinking wine, special K, "he says he's straight, but we still had sex."

"This is no croc!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"dui golf cart" sounds like it would make a great videogame