Something amazing happened today... as I was leaving the cabin a bird flew right up to me and then onto a tree by my side. I impulsively held out my finger like a perch to the bird and THE BIRD FLEW ONTO MY FINGER. It held on for a few seconds, looking at me, and then flew away. Truly awesome.
This drawing of Snow White accurately describes the scene, for real, except replace Snow White with a fat dyke in a green t-shirt.
Here's the bird that landed on my finger. Or it could be that bird's doppelganger.